What is the funniest Techno joke you have ever heard?

We come across a lots of Techno jokes like jokes on Windows OS, GNU/Linux, Programming Languages, Developers, etc from time to time. Let us share our funniest Techno-joke here in this thread and make this thread one place for all the Technical Jokes. Share with us.

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  1. There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.
  2. The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.
  3. Erik Naggum: “Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.”
  4. Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows.
  5. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
  6. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
  7. If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.

NOTE: I’m not quite sure if I can leave the link to the source here. (Forum rules)

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The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.

It should be
The box said ‘Requires Windows 10 or better’. So I installed LINUX.

** Vista is pretty old now. Let us drag Windows 10 in the joke.

:smile: Good point Avi! The joke is quite old, but as you can see, even then people realised that Linux was far more superior!

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“In a World without Walls and Fences, who needs Windows and Gates!”

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For me this is the funniest Techno joke :smile:

Have a great day guys!

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If you ask a normal guy how many meters are in 1 km you get 1000 meters
Ask a programmer and u get 1024